The Church of the Rossifarian
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Historians will record that the Rossifarian religion formally began in the
Pacific Northwest, in approximately 2000 AD. However, it's roots can be
traced to Italy in the later part of the 20th century. Eccentric by it's very
nature, it does not follow the constructs of religious convention save for
one thing. That being, the recognition of a "Deity".
It was in a 'fog', induced by liberal doses of Foster's Bitter Ale, and while
contemplating a recent viewing of a certain 500ccGP, that RR (who has
since been ordained 'Father Miller' and has ascended to head the church)
and Dr. Velocity, declared the coming of the one and TRUE MotoDeity.
Having now had the scales removed from before their eyes, they became
very aware of the Naysayers...pagen worshipers of all manner of relic and
human. However, in the intervening years, there have been untold
conversions throughout the world. So many in fact, the ranks of the
Rossifarian have swollen to the point of Biblical proportion.
In a spirit in keeping with the "arrival" of THE MotoDeity, Father Miller
asks you to feel free to, "chime in". After all, one of the foundational
planks in the platform of the Rossifarian faith asks..."If you are not here
for amusement; then why are you here?"
"Che Spettacolo"